It’s all a matter of perspective
that’s the tightest shit I’ve ever seen
Im a 16 yr old wiccan male who wishes to be female. I post anything and everything. Feel free to ask me anything and i will always be open to those in need.
Please no hate.
i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer
This is what it means to be an introvert. Not being shy. This.
Allow me to introduce you to the Red-eyed Crocodile Skink.
Since these guys were recently discovered (mid to late nineties), there isn’t a whole lot that is known about them, but I’ll share a few facts with you here.
- These guys can grow up to ten inches in length, though the average is more like seven.
- They’re pretty shy and choose to play dead as their defense mechanism.
- Other than geckos, these guys are one of the only lizards that vocalize. Their sound is described as a barking noise when they’re in distress
- Average lifespan is listed at around 6 years
resistance was futile
Was I the only one who thought of a little baby Toothless when they saw this?
The automatic criminalization of black and brown bodies
other than trigger and muzzle discipline nah.
The only problem I have with either is 1. who the fuck said it was okay for any of these kids to hold guns up at that angle? Always point them down to the ground unless you’re going to shoot it.
2. WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT THEM TO PUT THEIR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER WHILE NOT AIMING OR READY TO SHOOT!?
THIS IS HOW ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. INSTEAD OF TEACHING TO HOW TO BE SAFE AROUND SOMETHING WE TEACH PEOPLE TO AVOID IT AND WHEN THEY ARE AROUND IT THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO USE IT SAFELY OR EVEN HANDLE IT SAFELY AND THEN YOU WONDER WHY SOMEONE GETS SHOT IN THE HEAD OR FOOT OR SOME KID’S DOG GETS KILLED BY A STRAY BULLET.
midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.
naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door
It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf.
what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.
the hook is worthy
the hook is worthy
Peter Pan would disagree.
I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.
so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head
instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it.
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME
i just… can’t have this not on my blog.
My friend just stopped by to give me a bit of info for work, but also to inform me that the whole front of the girl’s hall smells like pumpkin thanks to me.
I used this Vanilla Pumpkin Cream wax…
Reblog if you are a Tarot Reader with a nice ass.
~I gots da booty!
And I’m good at reading tarot if I read for people I know. Not good at reading for others. I’ve tried lol
But I gots da booty!
It took a long time to get, but I have a pretty nice booty back there now!
OKAY, LET’S TALK ABOUT ROBERT SMALLS (BECAUSE HE HAS A NAME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH).
Robert Smalls was born into slavery in 1839 and at the age of 12 his owner leased him out in Charleston, South Carolina. He gravitated towards working at the docks and on boats and eventually became the equivalent of a pilot, and in late 1861 he found himself assigned to a military transport boat named the CSS Planter.
On May 12, 1862, the white officers decided to spend the night on land. Smalls rounded up the enslaved crew and they hatched a plan, and once the officers were long gone they made a run for it, only stopping to pick up their families (who they notified) along the way. Smalls, disguised as the captain, steered the boat past Confederate forts (including Ft. Sumter) and over to the Union blockade, raising a white sheet his wife took from her job as a hotel maid as a flag of truce. The CSS Planter had a highly valuable code book and all manner of explosives on board.
Smalls ended up serving in the Union Navy and rose to the rank of captain there. He was also one of a number of individuals who talked to Abraham Lincoln about the possibility of African-American soldiers fighting for the Union, which became a reality.
After the war, Smalls bought his owner’s old plantation in Beaufort and even allowed the owner’s sickly wife to move back in until her death. He eventually served in the South Carolina House of Representatives (1865-1870), the South Carolina Senate (1871-1874), and the United States House of Representatives (1875-1879) and represented South Carolina’s 5th District from 1882-1883 and the 7th District from 1884-1887. He and other black politicians also fought against an amendment designed to disenfranchise black voters in 1895, but it unfortunately passed.
Smalls ended his public life by serving as U.S. Collector of Customs in Beaufort from 1889-1911. He died in 1915 at the age of 75.
And now you know Robert Smalls.
ROBERT SMALLS IS THE MAN.
I’M ON A BOAT!!!
Thats freaken incredible!
|Parents:||Don't forget to make us proud|
|Friends:||Don't forget to socialize|
|Teachers:||Don't forget to get A's|
|Strangers:||Don't forget to blend in|
|Opposite sex:||Don't forget to look good|
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