1. jenandriel:

    nosdrinker:

    eveltal:

    supamuthafuckinvillain:

    sageoftenpaths:

    WOW

    I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

    That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

    HE REALLY DID IT

    dude. that’s fucking insane. like woah

    (Source: 7hesevenhills, via veevigil)

     

  2. dangergays:

    kinjokunie:

    dangergays:

    repeat after me:

    allies are not oppressed
    being an ally is not a sexual orientation or gender identity
    the A in LGBTQA stands for asexual

    then what letter is for ally

    THERE IS NO LETTER FOR ALLY

    (via veevigil)

     

  3. errapchery:

    pro tip: it is ABSOLUTELY OKAY to use fake flowers, plastic cups, LED candles at your altar unless the figure you are honoring demands otherwise!! unlike most religions or practices, most of the time anything you are honoring will be perfectly all right with such things just as long as you uphold the spirit of the prayer and ceremony.

    (via the-darkest-of-lights)

     

  4. myskinnylife:

    Tumblr has taught me more about feminism, womens rights, rape culture, slut shaming, mental illness etc, more than school ever had. So don’t you dare tell me this website is a complete and utter waste of time

    (via veevigil)

     

    1. Cashier: That'll be $17.67
    2. Me: *hands over $20*
    3. Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS
     
  5. corruptduskdarthon:

    Best thing ever

    (Source: creepypasta-raven, via voxnipop)

     
     
  6. parkingstrange:

    xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

    sassy-satan666:

    unmutekurloz:

    raspberryskittles:

    dion-thesocialist:

    isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

    yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

    Yes.

    Oh my god

    last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

    (via obiwankabrodie)

     
  7. waywardwinsister:

    ridiculoser:

    ridiculoser:

    lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

    so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

    image

    Beautiful.

    (via obiwankabrodie)

     
  8. sparkhy:

    acnemint:

    br0ken-daisy:

    so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and if I needed an ambulance etc. I’ve been suicidal for a very long time, and the thoughts of jumping off buildings and ending my life have gone through my mind a thousand times. But the fact that people actually stopped and came running over to see if I was alright made me see that people do care, strangers care. so many people looked and walked past, but these 7 people some how took these suicidal feelings away… weird huh? But the moral of this story is that people do care about you, even people who don’t know who you are.

    if you don’t reblog this, fuck you

    oh my god this is amazing

    (Source: internetgirl666, via earth-horn)

     

  9. august-songs:

    allthingstechtheatre:

    whitehairkun:

    uhhsage:

    petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

    "Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."

    *aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

    december-whether-or-not

    "The Bible says Adam and Eve,

    not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”

    Mom: “your just going through a stage”

    Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*

    I’m crying

    (via the-stoner-sage)

     
  10. ellyosa:

    thedistantgirl:

    plagueutopia:

    in-twilight-realms:

    image

    It’s back

    I CANT STOP LAUGHING

    this will always be my favorite

    (Source: unfocusedmind, via tarotwhore)

     
  11. darkbookworm13:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [@kevinfarzad]

    Yea, well I never got a national holiday named after me either… I thought we agreed to never discuss last year Kevin….

    (via voxnipop)

     
  12. favabean05:

    A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

    (Source: briannathestrange, via themantelope)

     

  13. nerdofchaos:

    recreationalcannibalism:

    the-adequate-gatsby:

    stultifyandstupefy:

    derpes:

    And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

    And Abraham replied, “What.”

    God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

    And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

    To which they responded, “Gay.” 

    And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

    see you all in hell

    (via inspectordoohickey)

     
  14. sexual-troyler:

    andinstantlyifellinlove:

    kittykait04:

    gorogoroiu:

    honkschraders:

    metal-thimble:

    geekscoutcookies:

    luvyourselfsomeesteem:

    tidiness:

    after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

    It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

    Eh,why not

    when you got nothing you got nothing to lose

    I got a job after reblogging this !

    Just got a job

    I reblogged this and then found a check in my room.

    after reblogging this and looking in my money pocket tHERRE WAS MONEY WTF IS THIS FUKIN BLACK MAGIC I NEED TO GO 2 CHUIRCH

    (Source: scarybilbo, via l0nelydaze)