r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

(Source: karemloo, via weed-kitchen)

thelovelylifeofareader:

thebookishdragon:

booktown:

randomhouse:

seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library

(via weed-kitchen)

theprophetlilith:

the1janitor:

THEY’D BE SLAUGHTERED IMMEDIATELY

“Now go, unleash hell.” MY NEW WATCHWORD.

(Source: birdstump, via myotpisgay)

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

family guy is so important all the time

(via weed-kitchen)

instagrarn:

The leader of the free world chatting with Barack Obama 

instagrarn:

The leader of the free world chatting with Barack Obama 

(Source: plasticbagvevo, via weed-kitchen)

beyoncevevo:

catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

where did the little girl go when the bomb went off?

everywhere

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(via pizza)

breelandwalker:

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

And if you’re not strong enough to break someone’s neck (the movement demonstrated here), rake your nails across their eyes and kick out the knee of the leg closest to you. If they can’t see or stand, they’re going to have a hell of a time fighting or grabbing you and you’ll be able to get a running start.

breelandwalker:

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

And if you’re not strong enough to break someone’s neck (the movement demonstrated here), rake your nails across their eyes and kick out the knee of the leg closest to you. If they can’t see or stand, they’re going to have a hell of a time fighting or grabbing you and you’ll be able to get a running start.

(Source: deaglefifty)

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer

(via neon-vagina)

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

(via subject2setback)

adilia-the-kouhai:

I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things

(via theplanitmars)

forgottenwinterfrost:

aelx:

ipoog:

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

(Source: poogie-bear, via breelandwalker)

cherrymilkshake:

transgalacticwanderer:

wiggleofjudas:

saathi1013:

awesomephilia:

Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back

And whoever put the ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’ should be shunned.

^ FACT.

The person who put 3 “t”s in “stutter” is going to get their ass kicked…

What about the spelling of “dyslexia”?

(Source: thesickestjokes, via subject2setback)

"

Do not teach your daughters to be ‘pretty.’

Do not entomb her in a pretty pink tower
and insist that only the degree of her physical appeal
may set her free.
Teach her to fight her way out,
to consume books and spit knowledge
to lesser boys who insist she is just beautiful
and nothing more.

Teach her to love her body
not to manipulate and put a price tag on herself
as a defined worth
she shall be immeasurable
she shall be more than this.

Do not let her break herself down
when the boy in kindergarden hits her
because he likes her.
What are you really teaching her?
Pain and love are not synonymous
neither are pretty and perfection.

Teach her to be kind
to be harsh
to be demure
to be wild
to be sensitive
to be thick-skinned

But good god,

Do not teach your daughters to be ‘pretty.’

"

Michelle K., Do Not Teach Your Daughters to Be ‘Pretty.’  (via musadeunvelero)

(via the-stoner-sage)

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

(via fergussonweblogxz)

jaclcfrost:

having a crush on both a character and the person who plays that character is just like

prepare for trouble

and make it double

(via pizza)