things that are cute:
- ur clothes
- ur hair
- ur smile
- ur laugh
- u r cute
- have a good day cutie
- continue being cute
Im a 16 yr old pagan demiboy. I post anything and everything. Feel free to ask me anything.
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
That was the best plot twist i’ve read in a long time
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
Confuse, don’t abuse ;)
MY NEW MOTTO
OH MY GOD THE FEELS
flippen dragon booster
SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPER FORCE GO AND OBAN STAR RACERS OH MY GOD I’VE BEEN WONDERING WHAT THEY WERE CALLED I’M SO GLAD I FOUND THEM THANK YOu
oh old days T.T