repeat after me:
allies are not oppressed
being an ally is not a sexual orientation or gender identity
the A in LGBTQA stands for asexual
then what letter is for ally
THERE IS NO LETTER FOR ALLY
Im a 16 yr old pagan demiboy. I post anything and everything. Feel free to ask me anything.
pro tip: it is ABSOLUTELY OKAY to use fake flowers, plastic cups, LED candles at your altar unless the figure you are honoring demands otherwise!! unlike most religions or practices, most of the time anything you are honoring will be perfectly all right with such things just as long as you uphold the spirit of the prayer and ceremony.
"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."
*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*
"The Bible says Adam and Eve,
not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”
Mom: “your just going through a stage”
Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell