1. fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

    things that are cute:

    • ur clothes
    • ur hair
    • ur smile
    • ur laugh
    • u
    • u r cute
    • have a good day cutie
    • continue being cute

    (via the-maddabber)

     

  2. dragonpie:

    ifwefallonemoretime:

    theorginalmiddlechild:

    helenas-hood:

    Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

    Soda just spewed out my nose

    THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

    That was the best plot twist i’ve read in a long time

    (Source: mintyboob, via deweyspalace)

     

  3. moonfalora:

    rexuality:

    a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

    image

    (via inspectordoohickey)

     

  4. paigeyylushh:

    bigbardafree:

    deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did

    one day i was just like

    fuck this im pretty

    and i was

    i’m reblogging this twice because this is probably the truest statement I’ve ever come across. And it holds power and ability for every person…

     
  5. avenuequed:

    martyrdom-or-suicide:

    hardestcopy:

    iamtonysexual:

    scIENCE

    ….DID HOMIE JUST MAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN BUBBLE TESSERACT?

    …did you just call Stephen Fry “homie”?

    Stephen Fry is everyone’s homie and if you are not Stephen Fry’s homie just don’t even 

    (via tarotwhore)

     

  6. serkets:

    itsgayerinenochian:

    creepyjirachi:

    "you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
    myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

    pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

    meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

    (via veevigil)

     
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  8. joshpeckofficiall:

    knightscrest:

    who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

    image

    (via inspectordoohickey)

     
  9. shslriotgrrrl:

    methhomework:

    don’t ever let a man tell you the condom is too small

    m o i s t u r i z e m e

    (Source: oioiiooixiii, via inspectordoohickey)

     

  10. youneedacat:

    ufod:

    heres an idea: instead of trying to “fix” autism try to fix the way allistic people react to austic people because saying you want to cure autism and trying to find a way to make sure autistic children arent born is just like saying that you want to cure gay people…

     

  11. boilerdang-chuckleface:

    killervanilla:

    drwilfredcokepepper:

    ghost-anus:

    the best pranks are the super harmless ones

    like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

    Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

    Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

    MY NEW MOTTO

    (via turnedtostardust)

     
  12. scifigrl47:

    warpsbyherself:

    tehnakki:

    marvelentertainment:

    Get your first look at Paul Rudd as Scott Lang in Marvel’s “Ant-Man,” now in production in San Francisco and in theaters July 17, 2015!

    I have never been this unexcited for set pics :-/

    Without Janet, why the fuck even bother with this movie?

    I… Cannot bring myself to care. At all.

    I have seen every Marvel movie multiple times in theaters.  Want to know how many times I saw Avengers. Marvel?

    13.

    Thirteen times.  My friends and I had a contest, it was a JOKE.  ”How many times have you seen Avengers?”  Not ‘if.’  ’How many times?’

    We’re all female, Marvel.  We’re girls.  And we weren’t really psyched by the lack of female characters you gave us, but you know what?  We were reassured by the ones you did.  We dealt.  We tolerated.  We waited patiently.

    And when you announced Ant-Man, I told myself, at least we’ll get Jan.  Jan, who was one of the BEST parts of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes.  Jan, the funny, sassy, fashion obsessed, girly-girl who wanted to be a hero, who didn’t need someone’s death to motivate her, who didn’t need someone to suffer for her to want to do what’s right.

    Janet Van Dyne, who gave the Avengers their name.  I told myself, it would be worth it.  For Jan.

    And then you pulled this.

    I will not see Ant-Man.  I will not blog about your dumb ‘white boy pain’ movie.  You fridged one of the most iconic female super heroes in your canon, off-screen, to further manpain.

    40+% of your audience for “Guardians of the Galaxy” was women.  And girls.  Little girls like my nieces, who deserve heroes of their own.  How sad that you’re determined not to give them to us.

    Boycott Ant-Man.  That’s my tag.  Boycott Ant-Man.  Until we get Carol.  And Jennifer.  And Heather.  And Misty.  And Angela.  Until we get Monica.  And Patsy.  And Greer.  Until we get Sersi.  And Jessica.  And Kate.  And America.

    Until we get females in your movies that aren’t killed to further a man’s path to heroism, because why else would we want to do the right thing?

    Until we get Jan.

    Boycott Ant-Man.

    (via green-witch-uprooted)

     
  13. hkirkh:

    This baby squirrel fell from a tree

     

  14. Am i the only one who remembers jetix

    juliavolk:

    prince-shiion:

    moondragon13:

    ask-anonymous-the-time-guardian:

    sonikkunaifu-k:

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    OH MY GOD THE FEELS

    flippen dragon booster

    SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPER FORCE GO AND OBAN STAR RACERS OH MY GOD I’VE BEEN WONDERING WHAT THEY WERE CALLED I’M SO GLAD I FOUND THEM THANK YOu

    oh old days T.T

    (via worldsweirdesttransgirl)

     

  15. pristine-nightmare:

    thehippiejew:

    forsayingyes:

    gqgqqt:

    so this is a thing

    a bunch of moms are making letters+audio recordings of affirming, validating letters to queer/trans people who don’t get that kind of support from their moms

    i would say more about it but

    im…